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- Mr. F:
    posted_at: '2013-08-04 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Camping, South America, Outdoor, Urban, Expensive]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/640x480.png
    teaser: <p>That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Army had half a day.</p>
    body: <p>That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Army had half a day. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.</p><h3>Good Grief!</h3><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? We just call it a sausage. Across from where? Steve Holt! Across from where? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. We just call it a sausage. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. We just call it a sausage. Really? Did nothing cancel?</p><p>I'm a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I care deeply for nature. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Really? Did nothing cancel? We just call it a sausage.</p><p>Across from where? I've opened a door here that I regret. Army had half a day. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Really? Did nothing cancel? I care deeply for nature.</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Across from where? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage.</p><p>That's why you always leave a note! I've opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Steve Holt! That's why you always leave a note! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Steve Holt!</p><p>We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Across from where? I care deeply for nature.</p><h3>Meat the Veals</h3><p>That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I've opened a door here that I regret. Across from where? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.</p><p>Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! I care deeply for nature.</p><p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That's why you always leave a note! I've opened a door here that I regret. Steve Holt! Army had half a day.</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm a monster. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.</p><p>Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day.</p><h3>Meat the Veals</h3><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Army had half a day.</p><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.</p><p>Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I care deeply for nature.</p><p>There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Army had half a day. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Across from where?</p><p>Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Army had half a day. I've opened a door here that I regret. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? I care deeply for nature.</p><p>We just call it a sausage. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.</p><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' We just call it a sausage.</p><p>Army had half a day. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Really? Did nothing cancel? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where?</p><p>Across from where? We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. That's why you always leave a note! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Steve Holt! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.</p><h3>Top Banana</h3><p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. Army had half a day. Really? Did nothing cancel? I'm a monster.</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I've opened a door here that I regret. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!</p><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across from where? Army had half a day. Steve Holt!</p><p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day. We just call it a sausage.</p><p>Across from where? I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where?</p><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel?</p><h3>Afternoon delight</h3><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across from where?</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Really? Did nothing cancel? Steve Holt!</p><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Steve Holt! Across from where? I care deeply for nature. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><p>Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. That's why you always leave a note!</p><p>Across from where? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Steve Holt! Really? Did nothing cancel?</p><p>Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.</p><p>We just call it a sausage. I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'</p><h3>Forget-Me-Now</h3><p>We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Army had half a day. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Across from where? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Army had half a day. I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature.</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Army had half a day. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.</p><h3>Ready, Aim, Marry Me</h3><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Across from where?</p><p>I've opened a door here that I regret. Army had half a day. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! Really? Did nothing cancel?</p><p>Across from where? I'm a monster. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt!</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Across from where? Army had half a day. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'</p><p>There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Army had half a day. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions.</p><p>That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Army had half a day. Across from where? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. We just call it a sausage. That's why you always leave a note!</p><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.</p>
- Afternoon delight:
    posted_at: '2013-08-12 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Dining, Cheap, Museums]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/1280x960.gif
    teaser: <p>No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?</p>
    body: <p>It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><h3>Top Banana</h3><p>I'm a monster. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Michael! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I've opened a door here that I regret. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Well, what do you expect, mother? I care deeply for nature.</p><p>I'm a monster. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Guy's a pro. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself.</p><h3>Exit Strategy</h3><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Michael! Steve Holt! No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Michael!</p><p>Not tricks, Michael, illusions. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? Really? Did nothing cancel? I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother? We just call it a sausage.</p><p>Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? Steve Holt! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.</p><p>Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Michael! I'm a monster. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. I hear the jury's still out on science. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><h3>Meat the Veals</h3><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Across from where? I'm a monster. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro.</p><p>We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day.</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Steve Holt! I'm a monster. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><p>Across from where? I hear the jury's still out on science. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Michael!</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. I'm a monster. We just call it a sausage. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael!</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Well, what do you expect, mother? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. We just call it a sausage. Well, what do you expect, mother? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I care deeply for nature. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.</p><p>I'm a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I've opened a door here that I regret. Michael! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?</p><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? Guy's a pro. Michael! I hear the jury's still out on science. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm afraid I just blue myself. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><h3>Exit Strategy</h3><p>Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.</p><p>Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Guy's a pro. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I care deeply for nature. Well, what do you expect, mother? We just call it a sausage. Well, what do you expect, mother? I hear the jury's still out on science.</p><p>Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I care deeply for nature. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><p>I care deeply for nature. I'm a monster. Guy's a pro. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.</p><h3>Mr. F</h3><p>Guy's a pro. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I care deeply for nature. Steve Holt! I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother? I'm afraid I just blue myself.</p><p>Guy's a pro. I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm a monster. Michael! I've opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><p>Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Steve Holt!</p><p>I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>I'm a monster. Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. I've opened a door here that I regret. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? Army had half a day. Michael! No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Guy's a pro. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Guy's a pro. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.</p><p>No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Well, what do you expect, mother? I'm a monster. I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><h3>Afternoon delight</h3><p>I care deeply for nature. Michael! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Across from where? No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>I care deeply for nature. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm a monster. Across from where? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm a monster.</p><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? I hear the jury's still out on science. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm afraid I just blue myself. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>We just call it a sausage. Steve Holt! No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Army had half a day. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Army had half a day. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. We just call it a sausage. I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>I've opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Steve Holt!</p><p>Really? Did nothing cancel? I'm a monster. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><h3>Exit Strategy</h3><p>Michael! Guy's a pro. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>Guy's a pro. I'm a monster. Across from where? I've opened a door here that I regret. I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Across from where?</p><p>Michael! I care deeply for nature. I've opened a door here that I regret. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Guy's a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><p>Across from where? I'm a monster. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Guy's a pro. I'm a monster. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature.</p><p>Guy's a pro. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Michael! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I care deeply for nature. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Well, what do you expect, mother? I care deeply for nature.</p><h3>Let 'Em Eat Cake</h3><p>Guy's a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>I care deeply for nature. I'm a monster. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature.</p><p>It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I care deeply for nature.</p><h3>Let 'Em Eat Cake</h3><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Guy's a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Guy's a pro. I'm a monster.</p><p>Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Army had half a day. I've opened a door here that I regret. I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.</p><p>I've opened a door here that I regret. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Well, what do you expect, mother? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Guy's a pro. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I'm a monster. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. I care deeply for nature.</p><p>I'm a monster. Guy's a pro. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I care deeply for nature.</p><h3>Amigos</h3><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? Well, what do you expect, mother? Michael! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I've opened a door here that I regret. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Guy's a pro.</p><p>Michael! It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Michael! We just call it a sausage. Across from where?</p><p>I care deeply for nature. Steve Holt! I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? We just call it a sausage.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. I've opened a door here that I regret. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I hear the jury's still out on science. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I'm a monster. Michael!</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Guy's a pro. Guy's a pro. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm a monster. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? I'm a monster.</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Well, what do you expect, mother? I care deeply for nature. Guy's a pro. We just call it a sausage.</p><p>But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Well, what do you expect, mother? I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.</p><h3>Ready, Aim, Marry Me</h3><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! Guy's a pro. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Guy's a pro.</p><p>I'm afraid I just blue myself. Michael! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Guy's a pro. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Across from where?</p>
- Doomsday:
    posted_at: '2013-08-13 10:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Camping, Outdoor, Hotels, Expensive, North America]
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    teaser: <p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p>
    body: <p>Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><h3>Bad Wolf</h3><p>They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet!</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hit me with a cricket bat. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.</p><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?</p><h3>The Unicorn and the Wasp</h3><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You've swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You've swallowed a planet! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p><h3>Love &amp; Monsters</h3><p>You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?</p><p>You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!</p><p>It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p><h3>The Parting of the Ways</h3><p>They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.</p><p>No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You've swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.</p><h3>Bad Wolf</h3><p>You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You've swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><h3>The Doctor's Daughter</h3><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You've swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>You've swallowed a planet! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><h3>Utopia</h3><p>They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens!</p><p>All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?</p><h3>The End of Time</h3><p>It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You've swallowed a planet!</p><p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!</p><h3>Fear Her</h3><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You've swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens!</p><p>You've swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><h3>Army of Ghosts</h3><p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?</p><p>You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.</p><p>The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You've swallowed a planet! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!</p><p>The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><h3>Last of the Time Lords</h3><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. They're not aliens, they're Earth&hellip;liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.&hellip;hey.&hellip;the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.</p><p>No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No&hellip; It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.</p>
- The Sontaran Stratagem:
    posted_at: '2013-08-14 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Dangerous, Camping, Urban]
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    teaser: <p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?</p>
    body: '<p>No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><h3>The Big Bang</h3><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me!</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>You''ve swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me!</p><p>They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! You''ve swallowed a planet! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><h3>The Idiot''s Lantern</h3><p>Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. You''ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! You''ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens!</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You''ve swallowed a planet! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><h3>Fear Her</h3><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in.</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. You''ve swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><p>Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens!</p><p>Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><h3>Vincent and the Doctor</h3><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me!</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! You''ve swallowed a planet! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you?</p><p>All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><h3>Last of the Time Lords</h3><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><p>I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish.</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Saving the world with meals on wheels. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens!</p><h3>Human Nature</h3><p>It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you?</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me!</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in.</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens!</p><h3>The Time of Angels</h3><p>You''ve swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you?</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><h3>Last of the Time Lords</h3><p>No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You''ve swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish.</p><h3>The Idiot''s Lantern</h3><p>You''ve swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me!</p><p>I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They''re not aliens, they''re Earth&hellip;liens! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><h3>The End of Time</h3><p>No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there''s an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?</p><p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don''t lie to me! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><p>No, I''ll fix it. I''m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I''m the Doctor. Don''t call me the Rotmeister. All I''ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Saving the world with meals on wheels. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p>'
- Planet of the Dead:
    posted_at: '2013-08-23 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Safe, Asia, Hotels, Cheap]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/450x338.png
    teaser: '<p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p>'
    body: '<p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff.</p><h3>Tooth and Claw</h3><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? You''ve swallowed a planet! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. You''ve swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in.</p><h3>Partners in Crime</h3><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><p>No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! You hit me with a cricket bat. You''ve swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better?</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You''ve swallowed a planet! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you?</p><h3>The Satan Pit</h3><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself.</p><p>It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><h3>Partners in Crime</h3><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><p>No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><p>No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You''ve swallowed a planet! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><p>Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat. You''ve swallowed a planet! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself.</p><p>I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><h3>Vampires of Venice</h3><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You hit me with a cricket bat. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!</p><h3>Rise of the Cybermen</h3><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You''ve swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><h3>The Waters of Mars</h3><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><h3>Doomsday</h3><p>I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''!</p><p>I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. You''ve swallowed a planet! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in. Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. Aw, you''re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I''m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? You hit me with a cricket bat.</p><h3>42</h3><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.</p><p>No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself.</p><p>Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You''ve swallowed a planet!</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. It''s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hit me with a cricket bat. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness.</p><p>Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!</p><p>I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I''ve always known him: Jeff. I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. I hate yogurt. It''s just stuff with bits in.</p><p>You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p><p>It''s art! A statement on modern society, ''Oh Ain''t Modern Society Awful?''! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know when grown-ups tell you ''everything''s going to be fine'' and you think they''re probably lying to make you feel better? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won''t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I''m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn''t you? Saving the world with meals on wheels.</p><p>I''m the Doctor, I''m worse than everyone''s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I''m introducing myself. No&hellip; It''s a thing; it''s like a plan, but with more greatness. I''m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don''t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don''t know why. I''m nobody''s taxi service; I''m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.</p>'
- Afternoon delight:
    posted_at: '2013-08-02 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Outdoor, Safe, Cheap, Dining]
    featured_image: 
    teaser: <p>There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p>
    body: <p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p><h3>Amigos</h3><p>He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.</p><p>There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!</p><p>Michael! I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note! I hear the jury's still out on science.</p><h3>Good Grief!</h3><p>I care deeply for nature. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm a monster. I hear the jury's still out on science.</p><p>I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.</p><p>He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><h3>Top Banana</h3><p>Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Michael! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I've opened a door here that I regret.</p><p>I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Michael! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. I hear the jury's still out on science. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.</p><p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Michael!</p><p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.</p><p>As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><h3>Forget-Me-Now</h3><p>I'm a monster. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I hear the jury's still out on science. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?</p><p>No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! That's why you always leave a note! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p><p>I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! Michael! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I'm a monster. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><p>I've opened a door here that I regret. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm half machine. I'm a monster. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"</p><p>That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I care deeply for nature. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, mother?</p><p>Army had half a day. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Michael! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm a monster.</p><h3>Good Grief!</h3><p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm a monster. Michael! Michael! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.</p><p>Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. That's why you always leave a note! No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.</p><p>But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.</p><p>There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.</p><p>Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Well, what do you expect, mother? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I'm a monster. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.</p><p>Army had half a day. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.</p><p>He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I've opened a door here that I regret. Michael! I hear the jury's still out on science.</p><p>No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm a monster. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.</p><h3>Exit Strategy</h3><p>I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I've opened a door here that I regret. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked! I'm a monster. Michael!</p><p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p><p>What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.</p><p>Well, what do you expect, mother? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I hear the jury's still out on science. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm a monster.</p><h3>Ready, Aim, Marry Me</h3><p>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</p><p>Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. No&hellip; but I'd like to be asked!</p><p>Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster.</p><p>Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I'm afraid I just blue myself.</p><p>No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm a monster. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster.</p>
- Circle Us:
    posted_at: '2013-08-25 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Safe, North America]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/800x450.jpg
    teaser: <p>I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm really more an apartment person. He taught me a code. To survive.</p>
    body: <p>I'm really more an apartment person. Only you could make those words cute.</p><h3>Beauty and the Beast</h3><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm partial to air conditioning.</p><p>I'm partial to air conditioning. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.</p><p>Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><p>I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><h3>Seeing Red</h3><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm partial to air conditioning.</p><p>He taught me a code. To survive. I'm partial to air conditioning. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I have a dark side, too. Tell him time is of the essence. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. I'm generally confused most of the time. I like seafood. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I have a dark side, too.</p><h3>First Blood</h3><p>Cops, another community I'm not part of. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm partial to air conditioning. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><p>Hello, Dexter Morgan. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Tell him time is of the essence. I like seafood.</p><p>I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><h3>The Getaway</h3><p>I have a dark side, too. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Only you could make those words cute. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. You all right, Dexter? You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><p>I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>You're a killer. I catch killers. He taught me a code. To survive. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm generally confused most of the time. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p>
- Teenage Wasteland:
    posted_at: '2013-08-27 10:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Urban]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/724x456.png
    teaser: <p>I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p>
    body: <p>Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><h3>Crocodile</h3><p>I'm partial to air conditioning. I have a dark side, too. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. You're a killer. I catch killers. Tell him time is of the essence. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. You're a killer. I catch killers. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><h3>Go Your Own Way</h3><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too. He taught me a code. To survive. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Keep your mind limber. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>Keep your mind limber. I have a dark side, too. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. He taught me a code. To survive. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>I have a dark side, too. Keep your mind limber. I have a dark side, too. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Tell him time is of the essence. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me. I'm partial to air conditioning.</p><p>I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.</p><h3>Dexter</h3><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Keep your mind limber. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Keep your mind limber. Tell him time is of the essence.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I have a dark side, too. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm partial to air conditioning. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p><h3>Return to Sender</h3><p>I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Like a sloth. I can do that. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. You're a killer. I catch killers. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.</p><p>I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Makes me a &hellip; scientist.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I have a dark side, too. I'm really more an apartment person. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm really more an apartment person. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Only you could make those words cute. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm partial to air conditioning. Only you could make those words cute. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes me a &hellip; scientist.</p><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too. I have a dark side, too. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me.</p><p>I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask &hellip; not just me.</p><p>Like a sloth. I can do that. He taught me a code. To survive. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I have a dark side, too. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><h3>Dex, Lies, and Videotape</h3><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Keep your mind limber. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I have a dark side, too.</p><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Only you could make those words cute. You're a killer. I catch killers. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.</p><p>Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm partial to air conditioning. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm really more an apartment person. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Keep your mind limber.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I have a dark side, too. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.</p><h3>Morning Comes</h3><p>I have a dark side, too. Keep your mind limber. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. You're a killer. I catch killers. He taught me a code. To survive. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. He taught me a code. To survive. Only you could make those words cute. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>He taught me a code. To survive. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I have a dark side, too. Tell him time is of the essence.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I have a dark side, too. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Only you could make those words cute. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.</p>
- Shrink Wrap:
    posted_at: '2013-09-01 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Hotels, North America, Camping]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/800x600.png
    teaser: <p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. You all right, Dexter? I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.</p>
    body: <p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><h3>The Damage a Man Can Do</h3><p>Only you could make those words cute. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. This man is a knight in shining armor. I am not a killer. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm generally confused most of the time. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I am not a killer. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You look&hellip;perfect. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.</p><p>I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. This man is a knight in shining armor. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><h3>Take It!</h3><p>I am not a killer. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><p>You all right, Dexter? Cops, another community I'm not part of. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Tell him time is of the essence. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm generally confused most of the time. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Only you could make those words cute. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I have a dark side, too. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. He taught me a code. To survive. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm generally confused most of the time. You all right, Dexter? I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>God created pudding, and then he rested. You're a killer. I catch killers. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><h3>Everything Is Illumenated</h3><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Watching ice melt. This is fun. God created pudding, and then he rested. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm really more an apartment person. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. He taught me a code. To survive. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm generally confused most of the time. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Only you could make those words cute. This man is a knight in shining armor.</p><p>Tell him time is of the essence. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.</p><p>This man is a knight in shining armor. You're a killer. I catch killers. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>He taught me a code. To survive. I have a dark side, too. I'm generally confused most of the time. Cops, another community I'm not part of. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.</p><p>You're a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. God created pudding, and then he rested. I am not a killer. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Tell him time is of the essence. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. God created pudding, and then he rested. This man is a knight in shining armor. You're a killer. I catch killers. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.</p><h3>Love American Style</h3><p>I am not a killer. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. You're a killer. I catch killers.</p><p>Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. This man is a knight in shining armor. You're a killer. I catch killers. God created pudding, and then he rested. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.</p><p>You all right, Dexter? You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm generally confused most of the time. Only you could make those words cute.</p><h3>Popping Cherry</h3><p>I am not a killer. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Tell him time is of the essence.</p><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I am not a killer. Only you could make those words cute. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Cops, another community I'm not part of.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. This man is a knight in shining armor. You all right, Dexter?</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. You all right, Dexter? I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I'm generally confused most of the time. He taught me a code. To survive. Only you could make those words cute. You're a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>Watching ice melt. This is fun. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. He taught me a code. To survive. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p><p>Cops, another community I'm not part of. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too. You look&hellip;perfect. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. You all right, Dexter? He taught me a code. To survive.</p><h3>The Big One</h3><p>I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Only you could make those words cute. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.</p><p>Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Tell him time is of the essence. He taught me a code. To survive. He taught me a code. To survive. I'm really more an apartment person. You look&hellip;perfect.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm generally confused most of the time. You all right, Dexter? God created pudding, and then he rested.</p><p>Tell him time is of the essence. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I have a dark side, too. Only you could make those words cute.</p><p>I'm generally confused most of the time. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. Tell him time is of the essence. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>I'm really more an apartment person. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I have a dark side, too. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I have a dark side, too. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor.</p><h3>Born Free</h3><p>Only you could make those words cute. You all right, Dexter? I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><p>Cops, another community I'm not part of. You're a killer. I catch killers. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Watching ice melt. This is fun. This man is a knight in shining armor. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.</p><p>Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. He taught me a code. To survive. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>Cops, another community I'm not part of. Tell him time is of the essence. Only you could make those words cute. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I have a dark side, too.</p><h3>Born Free</h3><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You're a killer. I catch killers. Only you could make those words cute. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. This man is a knight in shining armor. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Only you could make those words cute. I'm generally confused most of the time.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. He taught me a code. To survive. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. This man is a knight in shining armor. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm really more an apartment person.</p><h3>Blinded by the Light</h3><p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.</p><p>I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I am not a killer. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. You're a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.</p><p>You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I have a dark side, too.</p><p>I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. He taught me a code. To survive. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm generally confused most of the time. Tell him time is of the essence. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm generally confused most of the time. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. He taught me a code. To survive. This man is a knight in shining armor. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.</p><p>Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. He taught me a code. To survive.</p><h3>Finding Freebo</h3><p>This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Watching ice melt. This is fun. He taught me a code. To survive. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>Only you could make those words cute. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.</p><p>God created pudding, and then he rested. Cops, another community I'm not part of. You all right, Dexter? I'm really more an apartment person. This man is a knight in shining armor. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.</p><p>I have a dark side, too. This man is a knight in shining armor. Makes me a &hellip; scientist. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Only you could make those words cute. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.</p><p>Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You're a killer. I catch killers. Cops, another community I'm not part of. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.</p><p>I have a dark side, too. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. You look&hellip;perfect.</p>
- A Leela of Her Own:
    posted_at: '2013-09-04 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Safe, North America, Backpacking, Urban, Dangerous]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/800x450.gif
    teaser: <p>I'm Santa Claus! Say it in Russian! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.</p>
    body: '<p>Eeeee!  Now say "nuclear wessels"! What are their names? Oh right. I forgot about the battle.</p><h3>The Cryonic Woman</h3><p>Also Zoidberg. I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Yeah, and if you were the pope they''d be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Well, let''s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.</p><p>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ''will''? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.</p><p>Dear God, they''ll be killed on our doorstep! And there''s no trash pickup until January 3rd. It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Hey! I''m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender, quit destroying the universe!</p><p>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Bender?! You stole the atom. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! I love you, buddy! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.</p><p>Check it out, y''all. Everyone who was invited is here. You can see how I lived before I met you. No, of course not. It was&hellip; uh&hellip; porno. Yeah, that''s it. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. And from now on you''re all named Bender Jr. There, now he''s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! You can see how I lived before I met you. Kids have names?</p><h3>A Bicyclops Built For Two</h3><p>Oh sure! Blame the wizards! And why did ''I'' have to take a cab? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! You lived before you met me?! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.</p><p>Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. I just told you! You''ve killed me! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I''m still single? It''s ''cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! You know, I was God once. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Hey, what kinda party is this? There''s no booze and only one hooker. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.</p><p>I just told you! You''ve killed me! Dear God, they''ll be killed on our doorstep! And there''s no trash pickup until January 3rd. If rubbin'' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don''t wanna be right. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Negative, bossy meat creature! You won''t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you''ll be doing. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Shut up and get to the point!</p><p>What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Do a flip! No! The cat shelter''s on to me. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Also Zoidberg. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn''t you just get me the death penalty?</p><p>Oh dear! She''s stuck in an infinite loop, and he''s an idiot! Well, that''s love for you. We''re also Santa Claus! And remember, don''t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don''t not do it!</p><p>No, she''ll probably make me do it. Hey, whatcha watching? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.</p><h3>Lesser of Two Evils</h3><p>Well, let''s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. And remember, don''t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don''t not do it! Do a flip! Hey, whatcha watching? Soothe us with sweet lies. Hi, I''m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! It''s toe-tappingly tragic!</p><p>You guys aren''t Santa! You''re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? They''re like sex, except I''m having them! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.</p><p>Say it in Russian! Hey, whatcha watching? When the lights go out, it''s nobody''s business what goes on between two consenting adults.</p><p>Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Aww, it''s true. I''ve been hiding it for so long. Check it out, y''all. Everyone who was invited is here. Negative, bossy meat creature! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ''fixes'' it&hellip; then perhaps gifts! Please, Don-Bot&hellip; look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!</p><p>And from now on you''re all named Bender Jr. And why did ''I'' have to take a cab? It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Aww, it''s true. I''ve been hiding it for so long. It''s toe-tappingly tragic! Hey! I''m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Really?!</p><p>I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Leela''s gonna kill me. Why would I want to know that? Hey, whatcha watching?</p><p>Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ''fixes'' it&hellip; then perhaps gifts! I''ll get my kit! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Fry! Stay back! He''s too powerful!</p><p>Good news, everyone! There''s a report on TV with some very bad news! That''s not soon enough! No, of course not. It was&hellip; uh&hellip; porno. Yeah, that''s it. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don''t pay you or let you go. Michelle, I don''t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. No! Don''t jump! Kids don''t turn rotten just from watching TV.</p><p>I''m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Michelle, I don''t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Bender, quit destroying the universe! I never loved you.</p><h3>Roswell That Ends Well</h3><p>Fatal. Ok, we''ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we''ll go ride the bumper cars. When will that be? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Aww, it''s true. I''ve been hiding it for so long. Please, Don-Bot&hellip; look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!</p><p>They''re like sex, except I''m having them! There''s no part of that sentence I didn''t like! Look, last night was a mistake.</p><p>Dear God, they''ll be killed on our doorstep! And there''s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I''ll get my kit! You mean while I''m sleeping in it? Why would I want to know that? They''re like sex, except I''m having them! Bender, this is Fry''s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it''s time for us to interfere in his life. Then we''ll go with that data file!</p><p>Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Say it in Russian! Well, let''s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It''s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. I''m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Then we''ll go with that data file!</p>'
- Godfellas:
    posted_at: '2013-09-05 10:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Camping, Hotels, Safe, Urban, Europe]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/800x450.jpg
    teaser: <p>For the last time, I don't like lilacs!  Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!</p>
    body: '<p>Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip; Bender?! You stole the atom. Is that a cooking show?</p><h3>War Is the H-Word</h3><p>Well I''da done better, but it''s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Well I''da done better, but it''s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. You know, I was God once.</p><p>That''s not soon enough! Hey! I''m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn''t I break his legs?</p><p>My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ''Earth in the Balance'''', and the much more popular ''''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth'', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Bender, being God isn''t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Hey, tell me something. You''ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you''re doing your laundry?</p><p>Is that a cooking show? There, now he''s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Ow, my spirit! Shinier than yours, meatbag. There''s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!</p><p>Oh, I don''t have time for this.  I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Hey, whatcha watching? Fatal. I haven''t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. And why did ''I'' have to take a cab? Anyone who laughs is a communist!</p><p>Bender?! You stole the atom. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I haven''t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Kids have names? Why yes! Thanks for noticing.</p><h3>The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz</h3><p>Bender, we''re trying our best. Kif might! Say what? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I love this planet! I''ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. File not found.</p><p>You guys aren''t Santa! You''re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Goodbye, friends.  I never thought I''d die like this.  But I always really hoped. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. It doesn''t look so shiny to me. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. No. We''re on the top. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! No, she''ll probably make me do it.</p><p>Who am I making this out to? Bender, being God isn''t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn''t you just get me the death penalty? I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Fatal. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.</p><p>How much did you make me? You know, I was God once. Hi, I''m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I just told you! You''ve killed me! Fatal. Michelle, I don''t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. It may comfort you to know that Fry''s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.</p><p>In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. You''ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you''re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Hey, whatcha watching?</p><h3>A Big Piece of Garbage</h3><p>Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit&hellip; that''s why I''m transferring to business school! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Soon enough. So, how ''bout them Knicks?</p><p>Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Who am I making this out to? I had more, but you go ahead. OK, if everyone''s finished being stupid. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!</p><p>Morbo will now introduce tonight''s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo''s good friend, Richard Nixon. I''m sure those windmills will keep them cool. So, how ''bout them Knicks? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? &hellip;To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? &hellip;To shreds, you say. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. You don''t know how to do any of those. Of all the friends I''ve had&hellip; you''re the first.</p><h3>A Big Piece of Garbage</h3><p>Of all the friends I''ve had&hellip; you''re the first. No, of course not. It was&hellip; uh&hellip; porno. Yeah, that''s it. Ow, my spirit! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. When the lights go out, it''s nobody''s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Bender, being God isn''t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Well I''da done better, but it''s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.</p><p>Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Man, I''m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. File not found. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Then we''ll go with that data file! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn''t make sense. But, okay! Fry, you can''t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.</p><p>We''re rescuing ya. You know, I was God once. Well I''da done better, but it''s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Ow, my spirit! Oh yeah, good luck with that. So, how ''bout them Knicks? It''s a T. It goes "tuh".</p><p>I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Bender, hurry! This fuel''s expensive! Also, we''re dying! I just told you! You''ve killed me! And until then, I can never die?</p><p>As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip; Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Morbo can''t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that''s shaped like a man wearing a hat.</p><h3>Proposition Infinity</h3><p>No! The cat shelter''s on to me. File not found. Ummm&hellip;to eBay? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ''It is!'' My precious torso! I love this planet! I''ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. No! Don''t jump!</p><p>Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! You''re going back for the Countess, aren''t you? What are their names?</p><p>Bender?! You stole the atom. I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Oh dear! She''s stuck in an infinite loop, and he''s an idiot! Well, that''s love for you. I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Please, Don-Bot&hellip; look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! They''re like sex, except I''m having them!</p><p>Hello Morbo, how''s the family? Bender, you risked your life to save me! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Oh yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. It doesn''t look so shiny to me.</p><h3>A Clone of My Own</h3><p>I''ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You''re going back for the Countess, aren''t you? Moving along&hellip; And why did ''I'' have to take a cab? But I''ve never been to the moon!</p><p>Bender, I didn''t know you liked cooking. That''s so cute. Hi, I''m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!</p><p>Moving along&hellip; Shut up and take my money! Your best is an idiot! Of all the friends I''ve had&hellip; you''re the first. And until then, I can never die? For the last time, I don''t like lilacs!  Your ''first'' wife was the one who liked lilacs! And then the battle''s not so bad?</p><p>Kids have names? I don''t want to be rescued. That could be ''my'' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I was all of history''s great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! And then the battle''s not so bad? I''ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.</p><p>Oh yeah, good luck with that. No. We''re on the top. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Moving along&hellip;</p><p>I love this planet! I''ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. But I''ve never been to the moon! Bender, you risked your life to save me! I just told you! You''ve killed me! Why would a robot need to drink? Say it in Russian! Bender, I didn''t know you liked cooking. That''s so cute. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.</p><h3>A Taste of Freedom</h3><p>Leela''s gonna kill me. Bender?! You stole the atom. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! No, of course not. It was&hellip; uh&hellip; porno. Yeah, that''s it. Bender, hurry! This fuel''s expensive! Also, we''re dying! I''m Santa Claus! I don''t want to be rescued.</p><p>I don''t want to be rescued. We need rest.  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ''Earth in the Balance'''', and the much more popular ''''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth'', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Ummm&hellip;to eBay?</p><p>Morbo can''t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that''s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Hello Morbo, how''s the family? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! It doesn''t look so shiny to me.</p><p>Aww, it''s true. I''ve been hiding it for so long. Hello Morbo, how''s the family? Moving along&hellip; Why yes! Thanks for noticing. File not found. Is that a cooking show? When will that be?</p><p>Ow, my spirit! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? And why did ''I'' have to take a cab? Hey, guess what you''re accessories to. They''re like sex, except I''m having them!</p><p>OK, this has gotta stop. I''m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Eeeee!  Now say "nuclear wessels"! You''re going back for the Countess, aren''t you?</p>'
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela:
    posted_at: '2013-09-14 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Safe, Africa]
    featured_image: 
    teaser: <p>OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Okay, I like a challenge. No, just a regular mistake.</p>
    body: '<p>Well I''da done better, but it''s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Oh right. I forgot about the battle.</p><h3>Mars University</h3><p>And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who''s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Noooooo! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.</p><p>I''m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don''t own! I''ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?</p><p>You''re going to do his laundry? Morbo will now introduce tonight''s candidates&hellip; PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo''s good friend, Richard Nixon. No, just a regular mistake. This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Good man. Nixon''s pro-war and pro-family.</p><p>Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip; You''re going to do his laundry?</p><p>I could if you hadn''t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. You mean while I''m sleeping in it? I don''t ''need'' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!</p><h3>A Taste of Freedom</h3><p>Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. I had more, but you go ahead. Bender, this is Fry''s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it''s time for us to interfere in his life.</p><p>Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Guess again. Well, thanks to the Internet, I''m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Hi, I''m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Hey, whatcha watching?</p><p>You guys aren''t Santa! You''re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Negative, bossy meat creature! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. You guys go on without me! I''m going to go&hellip; look for more stuff to steal!</p><p>You can crush me but you can''t crush my spirit! We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! File not found. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ''It is!'' My precious torso! Daylight and everything.</p><h3>Bendless Love</h3><p>How much did you make me? Bender, quit destroying the universe! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh&hellip; also, comes with double prize money. Oh, you''re a dollar naughtier than most. Oh, I don''t have time for this.  I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.</p><p>There''s no part of that sentence I didn''t like! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh&hellip; also, comes with double prize money. I''m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Goodbye, friends.  I never thought I''d die like this.  But I always really hoped. And then the battle''s not so bad?</p><p>Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? I was all of history''s great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! They''re like sex, except I''m having them! So I really am important? How I feel when I''m drunk is correct? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. You guys go on without me! I''m going to go&hellip; look for more stuff to steal! Good news, everyone! There''s a report on TV with some very bad news! This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!</p><p>You''ve killed me! Oh, you''ve killed me! Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Guess again. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Negative, bossy meat creature! Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Who am I making this out to? You mean while I''m sleeping in it?</p><p>Oh, you''re a dollar naughtier than most. Now Fry, it''s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Bender, quit destroying the universe! Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Noooooo! Bender?! You stole the atom. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Good man. Nixon''s pro-war and pro-family.</p><p>Oh yeah, good luck with that. It''s a T. It goes "tuh". We''re rescuing ya. I just told you! You''ve killed me! Hey, what kinda party is this? There''s no booze and only one hooker. Kif might! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn''t make sense. But, okay!</p><p>Kif might! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. No! The cat shelter''s on to me. Oh sure! Blame the wizards!</p><h3>Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences</h3><p>Ask her how her day was. I love you, buddy! I don''t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Noooooo! Who am I making this out to?</p><p>Negative, bossy meat creature! Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. They''re like sex, except I''m having them! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!</p><p>Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Noooooo! Hey, whatcha watching? I never loved you. No! Don''t jump! This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Robot 1-X, save my friends!  And Zoidberg!</p><p>I love this planet! I''ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.  He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. You''ve killed me! Oh, you''ve killed me! Robot 1-X, save my friends!  And Zoidberg!</p><h3>A Leela of Her Own</h3><p>No! Don''t jump! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Shut up and take my money!</p><p>You''re going to do his laundry? Negative, bossy meat creature! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.  He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Isn''t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!</p><p>We need rest.  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. It''s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Kif might! We''ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.</p><p>Kif might! It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Why would a robot need to drink? Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?</p><p>With gusto. Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Now Fry, it''s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Who are those horrible orange men? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You''d think it would be something you''d have to freebase. Of all the friends I''ve had&hellip; you''re the first.</p><p>Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Negative, bossy meat creature! I love you, buddy! Bender, this is Fry''s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it''s time for us to interfere in his life. Well, let''s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!</p><h3>That Darn Katz!</h3><p>Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Just once I''d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn''t bound and gagged. Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Robot 1-X, save my friends!  And Zoidberg! I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who''s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.</p><p>What are their names? Hi, I''m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn''t make sense. With gusto. Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! We''ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.</p><p>Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Aww, it''s true. I''ve been hiding it for so long. And I''m his friend Jesus. Of all the friends I''ve had&hellip; you''re the first. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Who am I making this out to?</p><p>Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Negative, bossy meat creature! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball''s in Farnsworth''s court! OK, if everyone''s finished being stupid.</p><p>So I really am important? How I feel when I''m drunk is correct? OK, if everyone''s finished being stupid. No! Don''t jump!</p><p>Who''s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! I''ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I''m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ''I'''' have to pay ''''them''! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Bender, this is Fry''s decision&hellip; and he made it wrong. So it''s time for us to interfere in his life. No! The cat shelter''s on to me.</p><h3>Mars University</h3><p>Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. It must be wonderful. Bender, quit destroying the universe! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Belligerent and numerous. We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! If rubbin'' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don''t wanna be right.</p><p>Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.  He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Leela, Bender, we''re going grave robbing. Hey, whatcha watching? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ''It is!'' My precious torso! No, just a regular mistake. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!</p><p>Soothe us with sweet lies. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? I don''t ''need'' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Morbo can''t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that''s shaped like a man wearing a hat.</p><p>You guys aren''t Santa! You''re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I suppose I could part with ''one'' and still be feared&hellip; Noooooo! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Really?! Ah, the ''Breakfast Club'' soundtrack!  I can''t wait til I''m old enough to feel ways about stuff! I love this planet! I''ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.</p><p>Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Goodbye, friends.  I never thought I''d die like this.  But I always really hoped. I suppose I could part with ''one'' and still be feared&hellip;</p><p>Also Zoidberg. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. You wouldn''t. Ask anyway! I was all of history''s great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!</p><p>Oh Leela! You''re the only person I could turn to; you''re the only person who ever loved me. Shut up and get to the point! Bender, quit destroying the universe! This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Ah, computer dating. It''s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Stop it, stop it. It''s fine. I will ''destroy'' you!</p><h3>The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz</h3><p>We need rest.  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? You guys go on without me! I''m going to go&hellip; look for more stuff to steal! Fry, you can''t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? With gusto.</p><p>Yes! In your face, Gandhi! I love you, buddy! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! You can crush me but you can''t crush my spirit!</p><p>It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Robot 1-X, save my friends!  And Zoidberg! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip; Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be&hellip;</p><p>As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. It doesn''t look so shiny to me. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil.  And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil.  And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.</p><p>Meh. Kids don''t turn rotten just from watching TV. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Guess again. Hey, what kinda party is this? There''s no booze and only one hooker. So I really am important? How I feel when I''m drunk is correct?</p><p>I''m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Please, Don-Bot&hellip; look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Bender, hurry! This fuel''s expensive! Also, we''re dying! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You''d think it would be something you''d have to freebase. You''re going to do his laundry?</p><p>With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Who am I making this out to? And until then, I can never die? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. So, how ''bout them Knicks? And when we woke up, we had these bodies.</p><h3>Parasites Lost</h3><p>It''s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? I didn''t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!</p><p>I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Well, then good news! It''s a suppository. It''s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? We can''t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.</p><p>Good man. Nixon''s pro-war and pro-family. Bender, we''re trying our best. And yet you haven''t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? You''ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you''re partying with Slurms McKenzie! This opera''s as lousy as it is brilliant!  Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can''t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Goodbye, friends.  I never thought I''d die like this.  But I always really hoped. I''m Santa Claus!</p><p>No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! With gusto. Really?! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?</p>'
- How do you know she is a witch?:
    posted_at: '2013-09-24 10:00:00 -0500'
    tags: []
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/1536x1180.jpg
    teaser: <p>The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. And the hat. She's a witch! Camelot!</p>
    body: <p>I am your king. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.</p><h3>I'm not dead!</h3><p>Well, we did do the nose. Camelot! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. How do you know she is a witch? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Why do you think that she is a witch? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. And the hat. She's a witch!</p><p>The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege!</p><p>The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I'm not a witch. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! I am your king. Shut up! Will you shut up?! I'm not a witch.</p><h3>Dennis the Peasant</h3><p>And the hat. She's a witch! I'm not a witch. Look, my liege! The nose? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Why do you think that she is a witch?</p><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I'm not a witch.</p><p>Burn her! Where'd you get the coconuts? And the hat. She's a witch! Camelot! How do you know she is a witch? Look, my liege! Where'd you get the coconuts? Shut up! Will you shut up?!</p><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! I'm not a witch. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.</p><p>Why do you think that she is a witch? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. Now, look here, my good man.</p><p>Where'd you get the coconuts? Shut up! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Camelot!</p><p>On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. And the hat. She's a witch! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!</p><h3>Am I right?</h3><p>The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.</p><p>Look, my liege! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Why? Burn her! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.</p><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Camelot! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Camelot! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Well, we did do the nose.</p><p>And the hat. She's a witch! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Bloody Peasant! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><p>I am your king. And the hat. She's a witch! Bloody Peasant! But you are dressed as one&hellip;</p><h3>First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin</h3><p>The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Why? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. And the hat. She's a witch! Bring her forward! I'm not a witch.</p><p>Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Burn her! Why? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Well, I got better. Where'd you get the coconuts?</p><p>Why? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Where'd you get the coconuts? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, I got better.</p><p>Now, look here, my good man. Well, we did do the nose. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege!</p><p>And the hat. She's a witch! Burn her! I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.</p><p>Look, my liege! And the hat. She's a witch! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Why? Well, we did do the nose. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!</p><p>Bloody Peasant! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, I got better. But you are dressed as one&hellip; Well, we did do the nose.</p><h3>What&hellip; is your quest?</h3><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Burn her! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.</p><p>Well, I got better. Camelot! And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. What a strange person.</p><p>Shut up! Will you shut up?! Burn her! I'm not a witch. Bring her forward! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Why?</p><p>And the hat. She's a witch! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, we did do the nose. Well, we did do the nose. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.</p><p>I'm not a witch. Why? Why? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! And the hat. She's a witch! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! How do you know she is a witch? I am your king.</p><p>And the hat. She's a witch! Where'd you get the coconuts? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Camelot! I am your king.</p><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Well, I got better. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.</p>
- We want a shrubbery!!:
    posted_at: '2013-10-01 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Cheap, Safe, Europe]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/1280x960.jpeg
    teaser: <p>What a strange person.</p>
    body: <p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! How do you know she is a witch? How do you know she is a witch?</p><h3>Bridgekeeper</h3><p>Well, I didn't vote for you. Oh, ow! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Why do you think that she is a witch?</p><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Shut up! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. It's only a model.</p><p>I have to push the pram a lot. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!</p><p>I have to push the pram a lot. Who's that then? It's only a model. Did you dress her up like this? Well, I got better. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! What do you mean?</p><p>I have to push the pram a lot. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Who's that then?</p><p>We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. And the hat. She's a witch! Well, we did do the nose. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Well, I got better.</p><p>Where'd you get the coconuts? Oh, ow! Oh, ow! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><p>Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Who's that then?</p><h3>Help, help, I'm being repressed!</h3><p>I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Be quiet! Bloody Peasant! I have to push the pram a lot.</p><p>What a strange person. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Did you dress her up like this? Why do you think that she is a witch?</p><p>&hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Shut up! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Well, we did do the nose. Where'd you get the coconuts? I have to push the pram a lot. Did you dress her up like this? Bloody Peasant!</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Be quiet! Well, I didn't vote for you.</p><p>We found them. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Oh, ow! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><p>Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Why do you think that she is a witch? We want a shrubbery!! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><h3>What&hellip; is your quest?</h3><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, I didn't vote for you. Burn her!</p><p>And the hat. She's a witch! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Burn her anyway!</p><p>No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. I have to push the pram a lot. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I'm not a witch. But you are dressed as one&hellip;</p><p>Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><h3>What&hellip; is your quest?</h3><p>Oh, ow! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, we did do the nose. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Burn her anyway! Who's that then? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.</p><p>Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!</p><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! She looks like one. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! And the hat. She's a witch! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.</p><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Be quiet! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Who's that then? Burn her anyway! Who's that then?</p><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! We found them. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! How do you know she is a witch? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><p>Bloody Peasant! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, ow! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The nose?</p><h3>Bridgekeeper</h3><p>Who's that then? Shut up! Did you dress her up like this? Burn her! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. What do you mean?</p><p>What do you mean? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, I didn't vote for you. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Be quiet!</p><p>Burn her! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We want a shrubbery!! Oh, ow! Did you dress her up like this?</p><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. What a strange person. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><p>What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. How do you know she is a witch? Did you dress her up like this? Why do you think that she is a witch? Did you dress her up like this?</p><p>Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!</p><h3>Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!</h3><p>Burn her! Well, we did do the nose. Well, I didn't vote for you. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!</p><p>We found them. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Be quiet! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!</p><p>I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, ow! What a strange person. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Be quiet! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.</p><p>What a strange person. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! The nose? We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! How do you know she is a witch?</p><p>Well, we did do the nose. But you are dressed as one&hellip; Did you dress her up like this? I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.</p><p>Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Why do you think that she is a witch? How do you know she is a witch?</p><p>On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!</p><p>Be quiet! Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!</p><p>You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Did you dress her up like this? How do you know she is a witch?</p><h3>What a strange person</h3><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Did you dress her up like this? Well, I didn't vote for you.</p><p>Be quiet! I have to push the pram a lot. Who's that then? How do you know she is a witch? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. I'm not a witch. The nose?</p><p>Oh, ow! Shut up! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><p>Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I'm not a witch. Burn her!</p><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. And the hat. She's a witch! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.</p><p>On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I have to push the pram a lot. She looks like one.</p><p>Shut up! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Did you dress her up like this? What do you mean?</p><p>No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. But you are dressed as one&hellip; Why do you think that she is a witch?</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. How do you know she is a witch? Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Did you dress her up like this? And the hat. She's a witch!</p><h3>I'm not dead!</h3><p>Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Did you dress her up like this? Why do you think that she is a witch?</p><p>Well, we did do the nose. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Bloody Peasant!</p><p>Well, I got better. What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. How do you know she is a witch? Shut up!</p><p>Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! It's only a model.</p><p>You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Why do you think that she is a witch? Shut up! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! How do you know she is a witch?</p><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Be quiet! We found them. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Who's that then?</p><p>Burn her! Who's that then? &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Bloody Peasant! Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</p><h3>Am I right?</h3><p>Who's that then? I have to push the pram a lot. Shut up! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.</p><p>Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Well, I didn't vote for you. Bloody Peasant! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!</p><p>Well, I got better. Well, I didn't vote for you. What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.</p><h3>Am I right?</h3><p>How do you know she is a witch? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Shut up!</p><p>Did you dress her up like this? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Be quiet! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What a strange person. Did you dress her up like this?</p><p>Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, I didn't vote for you. Oh, ow! Did you dress her up like this? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Burn her! We want a shrubbery!!</p><p>Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! We want a shrubbery!! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. What a strange person. Why do you think that she is a witch? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!</p><p>Well, we did do the nose. Shut up! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. How do you know she is a witch? &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? It's only a model. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.</p><p>Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Why do you think that she is a witch? Did you dress her up like this? Bloody Peasant! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Where'd you get the coconuts?</p>
- Sir Lancelot:
    posted_at: '2013-10-10 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: []
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/724x456.jpeg
    teaser: <p>I am your king.</p>
    body: <p>You don't vote for kings. Where'd you get the coconuts? Look, my liege!</p><h3>The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!</h3><p>We want a shrubbery!! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Camelot!</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Oh, ow!</p><p>The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. She looks like one. We want a shrubbery!! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I have to push the pram a lot.</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! I am your king. Now, look here, my good man. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Bloody Peasant! You don't vote for kings. Well, we did do the nose. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.</p><h3>Help, help, I'm being repressed!</h3><p>Shut up! Bloody Peasant! And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Be quiet! Look, my liege! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?</p><p>On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Now, look here, my good man. Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! We found them.</p><p>I dunno. Must be a king. Look, my liege! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><h3>First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin</h3><p>It's only a model. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. A newt? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, I didn't vote for you.</p><p>Shut up! I am your king. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.</p><p>I am your king. Where'd you get the coconuts? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I have to push the pram a lot. She looks like one. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.</p><p>He hasn't got shit all over him. What do you mean? You don't vote for kings. Who's that then? Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Where'd you get the coconuts? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><h3>How do you know she is a witch?</h3><p>&hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Be quiet! Bloody Peasant! I am your king. Now, look here, my good man. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! He hasn't got shit all over him.</p><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Look, my liege! I have to push the pram a lot. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.</p><p>I have to push the pram a lot. &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I dunno. Must be a king. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.</p><p>It's only a model. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! A newt?</p><h3>Dennis the Peasant</h3><p>Shut up! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege!</p><p>Oh, ow! A newt? Camelot! Shut up! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Now, look here, my good man. He hasn't got shit all over him. Where'd you get the coconuts?</p><p>I am your king. &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Camelot! Bloody Peasant! He hasn't got shit all over him.</p><p>&hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Look, my liege!</p><p>Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Oh, ow! Oh, ow! Bloody Peasant! Shut up! It's only a model.</p><h3>How do you know she is a witch?</h3><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I am your king. What do you mean? Who's that then? Oh, ow! You don't vote for kings. A newt? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.</p><p>&hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? We want a shrubbery!! Bloody Peasant! He hasn't got shit all over him. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Look, my liege! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><p>Look, my liege! Well, we did do the nose. She looks like one. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?</p><p>You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. A newt? &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Where'd you get the coconuts? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><p>Well, we did do the nose. What do you mean? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><p>The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! You don't vote for kings. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Be quiet! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!</p><p>Where'd you get the coconuts? We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. It's only a model. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!</p><h3>The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!</h3><p>Shut up! Look, my liege! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p><p>You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! The nose?</p><p>You don't vote for kings. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.</p><p>It's only a model. He hasn't got shit all over him. I am your king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Well, I didn't vote for you. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.</p><h3>What a strange person</h3><p>Camelot! He hasn't got shit all over him. I dunno. Must be a king. &hellip;Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Look, my liege!</p><p>On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, she turned me into a newt.</p><p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The nose? Where'd you get the coconuts?</p><p>The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Look, my liege! Well, we did do the nose. Camelot!</p><p>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Be quiet! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!</p>
- A Streetcar Named Marge:
    posted_at: '2013-10-19 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [North America, Asia, Outdoor]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/724x456.jpg
    teaser: <p>"Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!</p>
    body: '<p>I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman.</p><h3>Marge vs. Monorail</h3><p>I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I stand by my racial slur. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. I stand by my racial slur. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you''re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box&hellip; I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Thank you, steal again. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you''re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box&hellip; Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>Dad didn''t leave&hellip; When he comes back from the store, he''s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p><p>But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. I stand by my racial slur. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV!</p><p>Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train! I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p><p>"Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. You don''t win friends with salad.</p><p>The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Human contact: the final frontier. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! I stand by my racial slur. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p><p>I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. I stand by my racial slur. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. Donuts. Is there anything they can''t do? I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p><h3>Selma''s Choice</h3><p>I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Dad didn''t leave&hellip; When he comes back from the store, he''s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work.</p><p>Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. I stand by my racial slur. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.</p><p>Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Human contact: the final frontier. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."</p><p>I stand by my racial slur. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems.</p><p>Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Inflammable means flammable? What a country. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.</p><h3>Cape Feare</h3><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><p>I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.</p><p>But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.</p><h3>Rosebud</h3><p>I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.</p><p>Dad didn''t leave&hellip; When he comes back from the store, he''s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><p>Save me, Jeebus. I stand by my racial slur. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work.</p><h3>The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show</h3><p>Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. You don''t win friends with salad. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about!</p><p>You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.</p><p>That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO!</p><p>I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.</p><h3>Marge vs. Monorail</h3><p>We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.</p><p>Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.</p><p>Dad didn''t leave&hellip; When he comes back from the store, he''s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? Inflammable means flammable? What a country. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.</p><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><p>I stand by my racial slur. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.</p><p>Save me, Jeebus. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.</p><p>You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><h3>Natural Born Kissers</h3><p>I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. I stand by my racial slur. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><p>When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.</p><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.</p><p>Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Thank you, steal again. Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train! Oh, I''m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don''t have to listen to myself. I''m drunk. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.</p><p>Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love! You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! You don''t win friends with salad. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.</p><h3>Selma''s Choice</h3><p>Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.</p><p>Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Human contact: the final frontier. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Oh, I''m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don''t have to listen to myself. I''m drunk.</p><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I stand by my racial slur. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.</p><p>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>You don''t win friends with salad. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion.</p><p>Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.</p><p>Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice.</p><h3>Bart the Daredevil</h3><p>No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about!</p><p>Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Thank you, steal again.</p><p>Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I stand by my racial slur. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.</p><p>But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.</p><p>Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Oh, I''m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don''t have to listen to myself. I''m drunk. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.</p><p>Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p><p>I stand by my racial slur. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I stand by my racial slur. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.</p><h3>Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk</h3><p>The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Thank you, steal again. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.</p><p>Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion.</p><p>That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."</p><p>Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Thank you, steal again. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.</p><p>Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.</p><p>Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I''m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won''t be back for ten minutes! Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><h3>Last Exit to Springfield</h3><p>Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Don''t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he''d eat you and everyone you care about! &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2.</p><p>When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Thank you, steal again. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.</p><p>Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work.</p><p>I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life.</p><p>Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. You don''t win friends with salad. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.</p><p>Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.</p><p>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. I stand by my racial slur. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1&hellip;2. I stand by my racial slur.</p><p>I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p>'
- A Fish Called Selma:
    posted_at: '2013-10-24 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Backpacking, Africa, Camping, North America, Dangerous]
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    teaser: <p>Ahoy hoy?</p>
    body: '<p>I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing?</p><h3>Rosebud</h3><p>I was saying "Boo-urns." Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Ahoy hoy? Please do not offer my god a peanut. D''oh.</p><p>I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.</p><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love!</p><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? You don''t win friends with salad. Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Please do not offer my god a peanut. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway.</p><p>I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.</p><p>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. You don''t win friends with salad.</p><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.</p><p>Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing?</p><p>Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Please do not offer my god a peanut. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children.</p><h3>Homer the Great</h3><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.</p><p>Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. Ahoy hoy? Inflammable means flammable? What a country. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!</p><p>Donuts. Is there anything they can''t do? Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip;</p><h3>Radioactive Man</h3><p>They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.</p><p>Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* You don''t win friends with salad. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Ahoy hoy? Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing?</p><p>I was saying "Boo-urns." You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. D''oh. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Ahoy hoy? The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Last night''s "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.</p><p>That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. You don''t like your job, you don''t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That''s the American way. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. I was saying "Boo-urns." I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.</p><p>Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Please do not offer my god a peanut. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.</p><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.</p><p>That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! Marge, just about everything''s a sin. Y''ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we''re not supposed to go to the bathroom.</p><p>I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I''m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won''t be back for ten minutes! What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? I''ve done everything the Bible says &mdash; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours.</p><p>When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Please do not offer my god a peanut. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.</p><h3>Bart the Daredevil</h3><p>I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Please do not offer my god a peanut.</p><p>Please do not offer my god a peanut. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. D''oh. I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the&hellip;uh&hellip;what cures cancer? Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.</p><p>Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice.</p><p>Donuts. Is there anything they can''t do? Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?</p><p>Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. Ahoy hoy? Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.</p><p>I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Last night''s "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems.</p><p>And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. You don''t win friends with salad. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.</p><p>Marge, just about everything''s a sin. Y''ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we''re not supposed to go to the bathroom. D''oh. You don''t like your job, you don''t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That''s the American way. Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman.</p><h3>Bart the Daredevil</h3><p>Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. You don''t win friends with salad.</p><p>Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?</p><p>Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It''s what separates us from the animals&hellip;except the weasel. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO!</p><p>I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It''s what separates us from the animals&hellip;except the weasel.</p><p>Please do not offer my god a peanut. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing?</p><p>Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Please do not offer my god a peanut.</p><p>I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.</p><h3>Natural Born Kissers</h3><p>Last night''s "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don''t win friends with salad.</p><p>Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.</p><p>The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It''s what separates us from the animals&hellip;except the weasel.</p><h3>Homer the Great</h3><p>Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. You don''t like your job, you don''t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That''s the American way.</p><p>"Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It''s what separates us from the animals&hellip;except the weasel. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.</p><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love! I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me?</p><p>Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.</p><h3>The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show</h3><p>Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. Donuts. Is there anything they can''t do? You don''t like your job, you don''t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That''s the American way. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p><p>Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Ahoy hoy? Bart, with $10,000 we''d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like&hellip;love!</p><p>They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"</p><p>How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.</p><p>D''oh. Donuts. Is there anything they can''t do? Marge, just about everything''s a sin. Y''ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we''re not supposed to go to the bathroom.</p><p>When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention!</p><p>Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. You don''t like your job, you don''t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That''s the American way. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the&hellip;uh&hellip;what cures cancer? Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.</p><h3>A Streetcar Named Marge</h3><p>A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You''re from two different worlds&hellip; Oh, I''ve wasted my life. I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?</p><p>Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? I''ll keep it short and sweet &mdash; Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.</p><p>I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. Ahoy hoy? Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?</p><p>Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours. I''m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won''t be back for ten minutes!</p><h3>Last Exit to Springfield</h3><p>&hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Ahoy hoy? I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?</p><p>Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.</p><p>Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Please do not offer my god a peanut. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.</p><p>I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D''oh. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!</p><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. D''oh. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.</p><p>Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Ahoy hoy?</p><p>Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity&hellip; I''m normally not a praying man, but if you''re up there, please save me, Superman. I can''t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power&hellip;like God must feel when he''s holding a gun. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?</p><p>I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.</p><h3>Duffless</h3><p>He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. I don''t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there''s too many fat children. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.</p><p>Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don''t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I''m kidding, I''m kidding. I work, I work. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO!</p><p>Fire can be our friend; whether it''s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is&hellip; Love!? Who''s been screwing with this thing? Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Slow down, Bart! My legs don''t know how to be as long as yours.</p>'
- Life on the Fast Lane:
    posted_at: '2013-10-29 10:00:00 -0500'
    tags: []
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/724x456.jpg
    teaser: <p>I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*</p>
    body: '<p>How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</p><h3>Last Exit to Springfield</h3><p>Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." I hope I didn''t brain my damage. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</p><p>Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Stan Lee never left. I''m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me?</p><p>Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention!</p><p>I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! I''m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won''t be back for ten minutes!</p><h3>Natural Born Kissers</h3><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. This is the greatest case of false advertising I''ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.</p><p>Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Ahoy hoy? Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV!</p><p>Jesus must be spinning in his grave! He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?! That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train! &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. How could you?! Haven''t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn''t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV!</p><p>I didn''t get rich by signing checks. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train! Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice.</p><p>I''ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children&hellip; Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion.</p><p>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me?</p><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Me fail English? That''s unpossible. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!</p><p>I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV!</p><h3>A Streetcar Named Marge</h3><p>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion.</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Last night''s "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. D''oh. What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV!</p><p>When will I learn? The answers to life''s problems aren''t at the bottom of a bottle, they''re on TV! Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. I hope I didn''t brain my damage. Me fail English? That''s unpossible.</p><p>Uh, no, they''re saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</p><p>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! I didn''t get rich by signing checks. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Last night''s "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.</p><h3>A Streetcar Named Marge</h3><p>I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Uh, no, they''re saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train!</p><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Me fail English? That''s unpossible. How could you?! Haven''t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn''t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. I didn''t get rich by signing checks.</p><p>I hope I didn''t brain my damage. D''oh. Ahoy hoy?</p><h3>Cape Feare</h3><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? Me fail English? That''s unpossible. I''ll be back. You can''t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I''m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. &hellip;And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.</p><p>Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*</p><p>Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! Me fail English? That''s unpossible. Get ready, skanks! It''s time for the truth train! How could you?! Haven''t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn''t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.</p><h3>Natural Born Kissers</h3><p>What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. Marge, just about everything''s a sin. Y''ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we''re not supposed to go to the bathroom. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. I didn''t get rich by signing checks.</p><p>Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Here''s to alcohol, the cause of &mdash; and solution to &mdash; all life''s problems. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.</p><p>I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that''s a *really* useful invention! He didn''t give you gay, did he? Did he?!</p><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? Old people don''t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you''d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can''t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.</p><p>I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Hi. I''m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!</p><p>I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice.</p><p>I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman &mdash; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.</p><p>I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. How could you?! Haven''t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn''t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Can''t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can''t be policing the entire city!</p><p>Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow&hellip;and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. I prefer a vehicle that doesn''t hurt Mother Earth. It''s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Stan Lee never left. I''m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.</p><h3>Marge vs. Monorail</h3><p>I didn''t get rich by signing checks. Can''t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can''t be policing the entire city! How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Well, he''s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."</p><p>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don''t have a place within an organized religion. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Duffman can''t breathe! OH NO! Me fail English? That''s unpossible.</p><p>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. That''s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</p><h3>Cape Feare</h3><p>Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There''s a *New* Mexico? Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Inflammable means flammable? What a country.</p><p>A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds&hellip;it makes ice. I''m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin&hellip;but what good does *that* do me? What''s the point of going out? We''re just going to wind up back here anyway. I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p><p>Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! I didn''t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish! Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</p><p>What good is money if it can''t inspire terror in your fellow man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Me fail English? That''s unpossible. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? I''m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Look out, Itchy! He''s Irish!</p>'
- Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell:
    posted_at: '2013-11-01 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: []
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/800x600.jpg
    teaser: <p>In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.</p>
    body: <p>Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.</p><h3>Knights of the Old Republic</h3><p>I call it luck. Red Five standing by. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?</p><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You mean it controls your actions? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I call it luck. What!? Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.</p><p>I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. You don't believe in the Force, do you? What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. I'm trying not to, kid. I call it luck.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.</p><p>Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Ye-ha! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Ye-ha!</p><p>Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.</p><h3>The Phantom Menace</h3><p>I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide.</p><p>Red Five standing by. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I'm trying not to, kid.</p><p>Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Red Five standing by. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.</p><h3>The Sith Lords</h3><p>Red Five standing by. What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.</p><p>You mean it controls your actions? You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Red Five standing by.</p><p>I call it luck. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.</p><p>Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><p>Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Red Five standing by.</p><h3>The Sith Lords</h3><p>Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.</p><p>In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.</p><p>You don't believe in the Force, do you? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.</p><p>You don't believe in the Force, do you? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Ye-ha! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><p>The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. What!? Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><h3>Attack of the Clones</h3><p>Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? You don't believe in the Force, do you? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.</p><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Red Five standing by.</p><p>What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You don't believe in the Force, do you? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Ye-ha! Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.</p><h3>Knights of the Old Republic</h3><p>What!? Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Red Five standing by.</p><p>I call it luck. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What!? Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.</p><p>Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.</p><p>Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.</p>
- A New Hope:
    posted_at: '2013-11-06 15:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Outdoor, Europe, Urban, Safe, South America]
    featured_image: 
    teaser: <p>Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.</p>
    body: <p>You don't believe in the Force, do you?</p><h3>Return of the Jedi</h3><p>I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.</p><p>Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I'm trying not to, kid. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?</p><p>I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Red Five standing by. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.</p><h3>The Republic</h3><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- What!? I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. As you wish. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.</p><p>I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. What!? As you wish. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.</p><p>I'm trying not to, kid. You don't believe in the Force, do you? In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. As you wish. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. As you wish. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. You don't believe in the Force, do you? I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.</p><p>As you wish. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. As you wish. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Red Five standing by.</p><p>No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.</p><p>Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Don't underestimate the Force. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What?! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><h3>The Battle for Endor</h3><p>I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I'm trying not to, kid. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Don't underestimate the Force. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.</p><p>I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Red Five standing by. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.</p><p>You don't believe in the Force, do you? As you wish. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!</p><p>Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.</p><p>I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. What?! I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here.</p><p>Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. Red Five standing by.</p><p>You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Don't underestimate the Force. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.</p><h3>Imperial Star Destroyer</h3><p>Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.</p><p>I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip;</p><p>I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I'm trying not to, kid. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here.</p><p>I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!</p><p>I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?</p><p>I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Red Five standing by. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.</p><h3>Return of the Jedi</h3><p>Don't underestimate the Force. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly&hellip; You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! What?!</p><p>Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. What?! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. What!? I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Don't underestimate the Force. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.</p><p>Don't underestimate the Force. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- What!? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. You don't believe in the Force, do you?</p><p>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. I'm trying not to, kid. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? You don't believe in the Force, do you?</p><p>I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? I'm trying not to, kid. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I'm trying not to, kid. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p>
- Revenge of the Sith:
    posted_at: '2013-11-07 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Europe, South America]
    featured_image: samples/placeholders/1024x768.jpeg
    teaser: <p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p>
    body: <p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? He is here.</p><h3>Knights of the Old Republic</h3><p>I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I'm trying not to, kid.</p><p>I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. He is here. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.</p><p>The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.</p><p>Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I'm trying not to, kid. He is here. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- What?!</p><p>What?! What!? I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.</p><p>Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I call it luck. What?!</p><p>Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. What!? I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><h3>Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell</h3><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.</p><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.</p><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.</p><h3>The Empire Strikes Back</h3><p>Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I'm trying not to, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.</p><p>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. He is here. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?</p><p>You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.</p><p>The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. What!? Don't underestimate the Force.</p><p>As you wish. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.</p><p>The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>I call it luck. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- As you wish. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- He is here.</p><h3>The Phantom Menace</h3><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I find your lack of faith disturbing. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? He is here. What?! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I call it luck. I'm trying not to, kid. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.</p><p>In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid. As you wish. Don't underestimate the Force. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.</p><p>I call it luck. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Don't underestimate the Force. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. He is here.</p><p>I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I'm trying not to, kid. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.</p><h3>The Republic</h3><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.</p><p>I'm trying not to, kid. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I'm trying not to, kid.</p><p>What!? You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. He is here. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Don't underestimate the Force. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I find your lack of faith disturbing. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.</p><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. He is here. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.</p><h3>A New Hope</h3><p>He is here. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. What?! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I call it luck. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><p>Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I'm trying not to, kid. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. As you wish. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I'm trying not to, kid.</p><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I'm trying not to, kid. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.</p><h3>Attack of the Clones</h3><p>Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.</p><p>What?! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Partially, but it also obeys your commands. He is here. What?! I call it luck. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I'm trying not to, kid. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.</p><h3>The Clone Wars</h3><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Don't underestimate the Force. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><p>Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. I find your lack of faith disturbing.</p><p>I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.</p><p>I'm trying not to, kid. I'm trying not to, kid. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? What?! Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. He is here.</p><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? I'm trying not to, kid. I find your lack of faith disturbing. He is here. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p><h3>Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell</h3><p>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I'm trying not to, kid.</p><p>He is here. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. He is here. He is here. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.</p><p>He is here. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?</p><p>I find your lack of faith disturbing. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I'm trying not to, kid. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I call it luck. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I'm trying not to, kid. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.</p><p>Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. He is here. Don't underestimate the Force. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. I find your lack of faith disturbing.</p><p>I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. He is here. As you wish. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.</p><h3>Imperial Star Destroyer</h3><p>The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I'm trying not to, kid. I'm trying not to, kid. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan--</p><p>You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.</p><p>I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. He is here. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.</p><p>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like&hellip;suicide. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. He is here.</p><p>I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?</p>
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Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem.</p><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. At vero eos et accusamus. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa.</p><p>Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem.</p><h3>Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet</h3><p>Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.</p><h3>Excepteur Sint</h3><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Totam rem aperiam. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>At vero eos et accusamus. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Totam rem aperiam. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga.</p><p>Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Totam rem aperiam. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Totam rem aperiam.</p><h3>Nam Libero Tempore</h3><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Totam rem aperiam. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa.</p><p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. At vero eos et accusamus. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga.</p><p>Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. At vero eos et accusamus. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>At vero eos et accusamus. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><h3>Quis Nostrum</h3><p>Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. At vero eos et accusamus. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Totam rem aperiam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Totam rem aperiam. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. At vero eos et accusamus. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.</p><p>Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio.</p><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.</p><h3>Ut Enim</h3><p>Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. At vero eos et accusamus. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Totam rem aperiam. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa.</p><p>Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem.</p><p>Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Totam rem aperiam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. At vero eos et accusamus. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit.</p><p>Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p>
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    posted_at: '2013-11-15 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Safe, Europe, Asia]
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Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><p>Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. At vero eos et accusamus. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. 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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.</p><p>Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Totam rem aperiam. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. At vero eos et accusamus. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco.</p><p>Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam.</p><h3>Porro Quisquam</h3><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><p>Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><h3>Ut Enim</h3><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco.</p><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae.</p><p>Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><h3>Quis Nostrum</h3><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Totam rem aperiam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae.</p><p>Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae.</p><h3>Et Harum Qidem Rerum</h3><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Totam rem aperiam. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco.</p><h3>Duis Aute Irure Dolor</h3><p>Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Totam rem aperiam. At vero eos et accusamus. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo.</p><p>Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. At vero eos et accusamus. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco.</p><h3>Excepteur Sint</h3><p>At vero eos et accusamus. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><p>Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Totam rem aperiam. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia.</p><p>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit.</p><p>Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. At vero eos et accusamus.</p><p>Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p>
- Quis Nostrum:
    posted_at: '2013-11-23 20:00:00 -0500'
    tags: [Urban, Dining, Cheap]
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    teaser: <p>Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p>
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Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa.</p><p>Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit.</p><h3>Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet</h3><p>Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio.</p><p>Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Totam rem aperiam. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Totam rem aperiam.</p><p>Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><h3>Porro Quisquam</h3><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Totam rem aperiam. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam.</p><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.</p><p>Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.</p><p>Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><h3>Et Harum Qidem Rerum</h3><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><h3>Ut Enim</h3><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam.</p><h3>Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet</h3><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Totam rem aperiam. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Totam rem aperiam. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae.</p><p>Totam rem aperiam. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat.</p><h3>At Vero</h3><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Totam rem aperiam. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><h3>Itaque Earum Rerum</h3><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo.</p><p>Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem.</p><p>Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.</p><p>Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa.</p><h3>Ipsam Vuptatem</h3><p>Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Totam rem aperiam. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem.</p><p>Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit.</p><p>Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.</p><p>Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga.</p><p>Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><h3>Quis Nostrum</h3><p>Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Totam rem aperiam. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?</p><p>Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit.</p><p>Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Totam rem aperiam.</p><h3>Excepteur Sint</h3><p>Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi.</p><p>Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum. Cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia. Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga.</p><p>Laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit. Totam rem aperiam.</p><p>Esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem. Qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio.</p><p>Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum.</p>
